“We can do that. We don’t even need a reason.”

Channeling greenskeeper Carl Spackler, on Tuesday, September 17, RAM Technologies’ own Greg Wright, Kreston Welch and Alex Sankey appeared at Harbor Point Golf Club and loudly announced to the entire clubhouse their intention to kill every gopher on the course with malice aforethought.

The perplexed patrons dissuaded the bloodthirsty threesome from their mammalian murder mission and asked them to, instead, join everyone that was partaking in a charity golf tournament. Our fearless trio agreed to save their vengeance for another day. Here is the triumphant team, proudly posing on the 6th hole with the implements of destruction they had originally brought to bear against the burrowing rodents.

Congratulations to Greg, Kreston and Alex for representing RAM well and raising funds for a worthy local children’s charity! The gophers may have survived to live another day, but it was worth it.